I rarely turn down a lick o’ the pussy, but eww.

Just A Lil Thick-Trinidad James, Mystikal, Lil Dicky. Mystikal goes so hard and as a girl from the south who recently learned that I am no longer classified as thick, but rather merely “slim thick,” I long for the day for a man to look at me and think “She ain’t fat, she juicy."

I have never been so confused.

Who?!

Really? Are you really using a brush with wire bristles that are spaced far apart? Come on now!

I always confused Bill Paxton, Bill Pullman and Jeff Daniels. :(

No, sounds fantastic tho. Anyone remember Average Joe?

Please keep this saga coming!

Is he ok? He has serious Adderall eyes.

As a fellow human born in 1981, I feel I can speak for Justin Timberlake when I say, we are no longer cool. Also, it seems Jessica Biel snuffed out any swag he may have had.

Very cute. I’m 34F. I wonder if a large will cover the entire breast.

I too have fake Fs and I’d love to find a bralette that covers my entire noon. O don’t need support but I like the look and need nipple coverage.

I was going to say that white girl beefs are lame but remembered Cassey is Asian. But, you get my drift.

All of this shit is a sign that Westerners have too much time and money. We need a fucking famine. Then we’d see who gives a damn about veganism, vegetarianism, Paleo, blah blah blah.

Oh baby, call me tortfeasor.

I appreciate that Sandberg now has an understanding of what single motherhood is like and am glad that she is speaking about it.

I had never heard of these demons until recently when they appeared on some Disney show my kid watches. The end of the song violated all my expectations when that brother hit high note. I had just assumed he was the sexy baritone.

Wow, you’re lucky. I gained a mere 20 lbs with each of my two kids and they looked like deflated balloons. My eldest once asked why my boobs looked so sad, to which I replied, “Because of you son. Because of you."

Mine. They are huge, but alas they are fake and require very little actual support. My back, on the other hand, ain’t ready for this chicanery.

If only. I'm sure sexist republicans would love to use that form of fear mongering. Fortunately, that ship sailed long ago.