Yeah, that whole “Enemy of enemy is my friend” doesn't apply when both people are twats.

What’s the shape of 270 degrees? 360 is round right? Cylindrical? I failed geometry.

Except he referenced non-Blacks. So...maybe all non-Whites are authorities on racism, which I’m ok with.

I am definitely signing my beau up for that mayo of the month thing. He’s old af but still appreciates artisinal mayo. I teeter on being q millennial and being a Gen Xer (1981) and don’t understand millennials at all.

Puh-reach!

Berger was lo peor. Lo.Peor.

I lurve this so much. And, um, hellllooooo Nelson. I bet he grew up to be hot.

Thighs on fleek.

Hailee Steinfeld??? She’s part Filipino, but Blackish she ain't.

Let’s just say, I know his son in the biblical sense.

Sweet Jesus, I know this man.

That beard is the truth!

The first guy I slept with after my divorce called to my attention that a sweet milky substance was coming from my nipple. Apparently, I was still lactating a full year after weaning my kid. Sugar tits, indeed.

I always call him Channing Tatum O’ Neal. I can’t help it.