Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

Bill Simmons is a hack and an ass, but he had to have some level of self-awareness that this might look bad, which would lead him to send a DM, rather than a tweet that everyone could see. This leads me to think it was a joke. Then again, Bill Simmons is a hack and an ass.

I’m actually ashamed to have loved reading Simmons’s stuff so many years ago. It’s just terrible. He’s not a particularly good writer, and he’s not that smart. In my early twenties, I was just such a mark for any/all pop culture references. Maybe that part hasn’t changed tooo much, but just enough to never want to…

Is this beef overrated, underrated, or properly marinated?

As a Toronto resident and Raptors fan, this is saddening news. His play will be missed, but I’m most upset that I may have to wait until next year to say “It’s me, Kyle Looowwry” in my best Martin Lawrence from Bad Boys voice every time Lowry does something cool.

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.

Jay Williams and Jayson Williams. One blew out his knee, the other blew away his limo driver.

Next week on the Ringer: 8 articles about hypothetical trades the Celtics could have made, 2 articles about which characters from MTV reality shows most resemble the 2007 Patriots offensive line.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.

Jason, while you were away last week, I felt like the entire staff was trolling you with some variant of “Final Fantasy XV is kinda bad and dumb” posts. Are you starting to feel like you are alone on an island, given your (somewhat irrational, nostalgia-fueled) love of this game?

Fat Lorne Michaels got some pretty good rips in

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Which would you choose - 10 years of house arrest or 1 year in a super-max prison?