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My only question is: how does it take nearly 9 months to figure out “rights” issues? You guys don’t work at the fucking Pentagon, for christsakes.

Am I crazy, or does he sorta look like young Skip Bayless?

The crickets at the stands were very impressed with that goal.

That whole team (from ownership to management to players) is delusional and a dysfunctional mess. Remember when Derrick Rose said, shortly after joining the Knicks, that he felt the pressures of being on a “super-team”? The statement was pretty ridiculous at the time, but now?

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As a Toronto resident and Raptors fan, this is saddening news. His play will be missed, but I’m most upset that I may have to wait until next year to say “It’s me, Kyle Looowwry” in my best Martin Lawrence from Bad Boys voice every time Lowry does something cool.

I wonder whether this will push streamers (even more so) to play AAA title games exclusively, since presumably they will make more on a sale of a $60 compared to, for example, an under $20 indie game.

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.

Which video game had the best concept (story, game play mechanics, etc.) but worst execution?

Off the top of your head and without spoiling a future article, which game is ripe for a re-review?

How does your staff balance publishing stories that will almost certainly generate traffic with stories you find interesting or worthwhile (I know, often they’re not mutually exclusive)?

This probably isn’t something you have the luxury of feeling since you oftentimes have to review games and play them ‘til the end, but I’ve noticed that, as I get older, I have less and less patience in games. If a game doesn’t immediately grab me or feel satisfying, I stop playing it. As a result, I really only play

Jason, do you regret answering a question from someone with the username, “Fappucino”?

Jason, while you were away last week, I felt like the entire staff was trolling you with some variant of “Final Fantasy XV is kinda bad and dumb” posts. Are you starting to feel like you are alone on an island, given your (somewhat irrational, nostalgia-fueled) love of this game?

I can’t believe this! Who wears a striped jacket, striped shirt, AND a striped tie at the same time?

Seems like a positive step forward. Maybe the blizzard and resulting lack of vision can further help fans of the game to ignore the fact that they’re shooting “thugs” in the face!

I don’t want to read years worth of Trump stories because it’s too depressing, not because I’m a Trump supporter.

I second that. I don’t know if I can handle four years of “you won’t believe what Donald Trump said/did this time”. It’s either falling on deaf ears or preaching to the choir.

Am I the only one who noticed the gawdy ring on Eric Trump’s finger? It looks like it’s made out of thorns.

I’m sure you guys are tired of Simmons questions, but here’s one more: given the show cancellation, do you think he’s going through a deep process of self-reflection where he finally begins to seriously doubt his shallow engagement with dated pop-culture and Boston sports obsessions, or does he simply dismiss the