Thanks for sharing this. I had no idea. I agree that the language he chose is terrible (this whole “real” Americans voted for Trump and are the true patriots thing fucking irks me; like someone else said, I felt way more patriotic on January 21st), but c’mon, Jezebel.

This is good to know. Would have been nice to be in the article. But maybe lots of people know that? I’m in my late 30's and am pretty shocked about a lot of stuff I don’t know about the rituals of the presidency.

Interesting, and highly revealing, I guess we should be grateful he didn’t go with “National Day of Kicking Ass and Taking Names, Also Tits!”

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Utterly OT, but I don’t even care.

Also worth noting: the founder of Bikers For Trump appeared on Fox News and claimed that anarchist protesters “admitted” to being funded by George Soros.

Oh, yeah, that’s gotten a few mentions, because it’s so insane — not only because “going back” is a fucktarded thing to say, but also, “taking the oil” is a fundamental violation of international law.

That we are being told by people who spent the last 8 years questioning Obama’s ‘legitimacy’ and accusing Hilary of running pizza pedophile rings to ‘respect the office’ and ‘get over it, we won’ is perhaps the most bizarre aspect of this whole thing.

I don’t feel “bad” for Spicer, but I’ve been in DC for a long time now and I’ve seen a lot of press secretaries come and go, but Spicer is already at the peak “I’m going to have a fucking aneurysm from this job at any moment!” phase that typically takes at least 1-2 years to hit. He’s on Day 4. Dude is seriously going…

Thank you Mr. Spicer for your service. You have done an incredible service for this country by delivering a clear, unambiguous message: it’s working. If there’s one thing to take away from this “press conference” it’s that everything we’re doing, everything we are achieving together is genuinely and legitimately…

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Why are we singling out Taylor Swift for not going to the March? Would it have been nice for her to have attended to show her support— yes. But she certainly wasn’t the only female singer who didn’t attend.

I love Felicia! And I thought her tweet and donation were sweet.

I was impressed with America Ferrera’s speech and Jessica Williams’ too, but ANGELA DAVIS.

I love all the celebs who came and lent their voices.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...

Today looks like it will be much better

If the guy who punched him gets arrested I will gladly donate to a fund to pay his bail. That guy is the hero we need right now.