Maxine Waters is my Queen and I bow to her. I hope she spends the next 4 years just shit talking Trump and his administration.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

It’s like yesterday when he implied he was the first ever to have his inauguration concern at the Lincoln Memorial despite the fact that both Obama And G W Bush did. He lives in a completely different reality from the rest of us.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

nah, he’ll rationalize it (republicans have jobs! it’s cold out!) he will never give in to self reflection at all, and later when he boasts about historic crowds (they were the best! the biggest! big league!) he’ll actually remember it that way.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

“I’m going to protect all of the science,”

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

Tom and Lorenzo are doing a Flotus Fashion retrospective today.

For fuck’s sake. Double thumbs up at a fucking Wounded Warriors event.

Look at Trump in that second photo. He appears to be having one of his “tone” problems: attitude not hue (but that as well, obviously).

Oh my god, who on earth will he cast as Monica Lewinsky?!

I’m beginning to think that some of Trump’s nominees might not be good people.

Oh for the good ol’ days, when I just didn’t agree with my president.

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

I’m not old enough to remember the details of Bush’s legacy....but this letter will always be a way of looking back to a time when things weren’t as they are now.

“He will be the only living former president not attending Donald Trump’s inauguration”

It’s not even realistic, how evil they are. It’s like they’re a villainous family from NBC’s Chuck. I’m just waiting for the Subway product placement.