Boys' names stay a lot more traditional because boys are a lot more likely to be named after their fathers than girls are their mothers.

"like a big-boobie Skeksis"

I also enjoy the Pinterest fail aspect.

At first I thought you were talking about The Fall the movie, which is a brilliant and magical film by Tarsem, and conflating it with The Cell, a visually stunning but ultimately embarrassing movie by Tarsem, and I was gonna CALL YOUR ASS OUT because more people need to see The Fall and they won't with you going on…

I know!

I like Jamie Dornan so I'm sad someone talked him into this potential career-killer.

Tom Hardy as Elton John... Yeah, I can see it. The guy has a pretty good acting range.

I just really like Josh Groban, he's delightful. And I loved when he was on Graham Norton, before that I hadn't realized how funny he was. I don't particularly listen to his music but I will say he does have a great voice too.

Out of the way, baby, I'm trying to see what your mother's dress looks like.

Every pop star in the world should strive to write a lyrical ode to the best '90s movie about witches in all of human existence.

OK, so I couldn't find any good Julia Roberts gifs to top that, so here's my favorite Prince one instead. I think it's as good a response as any to toenail chewing:

i'm dying to know who in the everloving fuck was like, "you know who can live up to julie andrews? CARRIE UNDERWOOD." UGHHHHHH WHY

Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the North!

They might as well just make it a feature-length porno. At this point, that's the one surefire way to make the movie a success.

And sexy. *sigh* this man does all the things for me.

It's gonna end up being James Deen, because that guy doesn't say "no" to anything, it seems. And I'm okay with that, I think.

Ugh, NBC,

Um..what the what?! WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT?!?! That is LIT-RALLY the worst news I've heard all day.