I remember seeing some comedian joking that if you ever saw a group of hot girls, just yell "Hey, Lisa" because it was inevitable that a few of them would have that name.

I'd be curious to see these maps alongside a list of the most common usages of the names at the time when they reached the top of the list: whether they're being derived from someone famous, a particular movie or television series, and so forth.

Prussian Blue "Bea" bag, $385, MZ Wallace.

I see you, 2010 Twihard moms.

I'd go with stir fry, baked or pan fried chicken, rice, and really basic veggies like spinach wilted with a little olive oil and garlic. Anything you'd make on a week night in a hurry, basically.

I involuntarily opened my eyes wide and gasped when I read that quotation.

I'm a millenial, and when my father got divorced he couldn't clean, cook or do his own laundry because he didn't know how. But millenials are the WORST, amirite? They're clearly the only ones who don't know how to do this stuff.

I have a friend who was never taught to cook, do laundry, or clean. This was because, as he was told by his parents as a child, "When you graduate college, you'll be able to hire people to do those things for you."

Please. She is wearing a badass red blazer.

OMG Erin dated my father!

My main takeaway from this article is that I can apparently make $15 per button if I opened a mending business catering exclusively to sad, useless kidults. SCORE.

I cannot love your Comic Book Guy comment enough. I read it in his voice.

I think everyone has expressed how bad I feel for the girl, so I'll add...that poor security guard! Jeeze. You think it's a normal day at work and then look in a bag and find a fetus.

My stars! This is all very uncouth. Just like Lady Flintshire stealing away O'Brien from Cora. How is one to keep hold of a lady's maid these days?

Ahem, excuse me, paint did not "kill the guy who played the Tin Man." It merely gave Buddy Ebsen an allergic reaction, necessitating his replacement by Jack Haley. I begin to question your commitment to behind-the-scenes minutiae of 75-year-old films, actor Seth Rogen.

Ahh, why do I think it's sooo purdy?! It looks like Queen Elizabeth-themed burlesque!

I think she looks stunning. I'd much rather magazine covers tended towards this sort of look than overly sexed up styling. The first thing I look at on this cover is her face (which is stunning, perfectly made up and wonderfully complemented by the hair style), which is more than I can say for most celebrity covers.

I love that coat; I would wear it even though I think I'd like it longer. (I have friends - and a mom - who hate when I wear oversized stuff, but it makes me feel comfy and safe. Also, is there not cashmere in that blend? #cashmerefixeseverything)

It's not a coat, it's a duster. It's like a coat only it's longer, thicker, and far more bad-ass. She looks like Lorenzo Lamas and women find her irresistible.

Shakespeare Bros for Life Ian and Patrick win the internet this week. Everybody go home.