Whatever happened to the days when dudes like Richard Gere played male prostitutes?

so you put your feet all over something that then goes inside you?

I wonder how many people had to approve the fetch joke for Obama's dog on the white house twitter account.

They're not thaaat similar. It does sound like Katy's synth line has ripped off Sara's piano during the verse, but that's about it.

The songs aren't really that similar; one is well-sung catchy tune with a nice message, and the other is Katy Perry.

The entire Anna Kendrick - Olivia Wilde convo is gold.

Oh those boys are super cute!

Fuck, Marry, Kill the Jonas Brothers: GO!

Tom Hiddleston is one of a very, very small number of humans on this planet that could make me look away from Christina Hendricks.

I believe when Morrissey wrote "This Charming Man", he wrote it for Tom Hiddleston.

He is the most charming.

I am a man.

Even I felt my ovaries explode watching this.

Whosoever Holds This Vibrator, If She Be Worthy, Shall Possess The Penis Of THOR.

No. Loki should be a clit stimulator. Because, um, of reasons.

Because music industry execs yada yada yada. I think we can all agree that the chart topping records are not where you go to find good music anyway.

Lenny Kravitz is sex on a STICK.

My greatest and worst contribution to the human species and the English language was my invention of the word "cuddlelingus."

Oh, goodie. This is like trying to prevent shoplifting arrests by teaching people which pockets hide things best while demonstrating how to peel off a price sticker.