Or “Foot Lager”

Not gonna lie, when they showed the Chidi/Eleanor greatest hits, I started like, ugly crying. I’ve become so goddamned invested in this show.

I know this speaks to a ridiculous level of capitalism, but I still can’t stop myself from thinking “I’M GONNA RIDE IN THE MILLENNIUM FALCON.” every time I read about Galaxy’s Edge.

I...feel kind of bad for Jamie? I’m almost rooting for him to come out of this defeated but unscathed. Well, unscathed relative to his having already lost a hand.

Also that Arya kills Cersei while wearing Jaime’s face.

Missed opportunity. He was AMAZING.

YES.

Oooo, I would love that.

I think the real question is how did he get out?

We only see Scott Lang (Paul Rudd), Shuri (Letitia Wright), and Peter Parker (Tom Holland), and they’re all labeled as “missing” rather than “dead.”

That is crazy to me! In all the time I’ve been to the dentist, no one has ever mentioned that or asked me about allergies. They do make you fill out that questionnaire thing when you first start seeing a new dentist though, and that asks about allergies, so I guess they’ve covered it?

Whoah.

Messed. Up.

I’m sorry to bug after all these years, but I’m re-reading the old Halloween posts in prep for this years’s, and wanted to ask: did you talk to the girl who was screaming in her sleep?

I would love to see Shuri as the new Iron Man/Heart/whatever in a sort of Shuri/Riri Williams hybrid, because Shuri is awesome and more Wakanda is good.

Oh man, I laughed so loudly over this, thank you for the break in the fright fest.

TERRIFYING.

Brevity should be second to detail and mood-setting in these situations, I think. You did an A+ job, my dear!

Not for nothin’, but you are a great story teller.

I...just did the same thing.