He's my favorite ginger prince.

Poor babies. That could pay off all of my student loans, my mom's mortgage, and allow me to buy a car for the first time in my life, and still have tons to spare, but whatever.

I would totally love to attend.

"I LOVE YOU ANTHONY MACKIE!!!!" (I might be projecting...)

Vaginal Dryness incarnate.

Tracie, then you. It's Friday, I'm supposed to be happy damn it.

Sara, you're really great.

This means that if Kim gets pregnant, we need to create the name we want to see in the world. My vote is for "Wild" (middle name: also "Wild").

Drat. Tom Hiddleston was rumored to be up for the role of Will. Sad days...

Chris Pratt 4 Lyfe

You know, I clicked on this story against my better judgement... never again.

It feels right that the ad on my page right now is for Fat Tire.

Seriously, same here. I have to drive past Beverly Hills everyday to get to work, and every day I see landscapers and gardeners watering those big ass lawns and bushes, and it irks me to no end. It won't be the end of the world if your landscaping browns, but it'll feel like the end of the world when we run out of…

One last thing: summer here in Portland has been glorious. Hot, sunny and filled with really delicious fruit.

This drought terrifies me. Here's hoping we get some nice steady rainfall over Fall and Winter, and a decent amount of snow.

Kate, this is totally off topic, but I saw that you shared the Deadspin article regarding the NFL commissioner's letter, but is anyone on the Jezebel staff going to be covering the story?

The man has aged like a fine wine...

This is both horrifying and hilarious.