Who is the blonde haired, blue eyed selfie taker? Asking for a friend...

Ugh, I curse camel toe to the depths of hell so often it's not even funny.

I LOVE the hipster wedding image you have created in my mind.

The Green brothers are the most adorable nerds I've ever seen.

That Jennifer Hudson story is the sweetest thing!

BLESS YOU FOR POSTING THIS

except he makes you promise not to tell your two drunk friends who've been yelling out quotes from Doctor Who all night.

Absolutely. The thing that really bothers me is when someone sends a message in "text speak". It just comes off as uncaring to me. Something like:

Proper usage of the English language is always appreciated.

You'll have to pry Wake Me Up from my cold dead fingers!!! *shakes fist*

How sad. :( That movie is amazing, and no matter how many times I see it, it always gives me a major case of the cries.

So you're not technically leaving... did you write this just so you could use that title? (For the record, no shade. That's an amazing title.)

Banish the thought! *shudder*

I WILL NOT READ THIS.

Drink every time a character or storyline that wasn't actually in The Hobbit shows up on screen!

Why would you do that to my ovaries?

I WANT A GINGER MAN SOOOO BAD. And my friends will not stop mocking me for it.

Needs more Cumberbatch.

Those nails are crazy, and that album is crazy AWESOME.