Waaaiiiitttt, they're not getting rid of Winston are they?!?!

Geez Sesame Street, stop making me feel inappropriate things while watching your programing, gosh! (And by stop, I mean continue to have hot people explain things and be adorable forever and ever.)

Ahhh!! I Capture the Castle is one of my closet favorite movies! Oh, Henry Cavill, he's been attractive for so long...

This looks even worse than I imagined, and that is saying something.

Pft, like that'll happen.

This. I opened this article with so much excitement and...nothing. I am disappoint.

Fleshbots.

Fleshbots.

That was a pretty excellent burn. I snickered.

The love that they have for each other is beautiful to behold.

I can't tell you how many times I've had that same internal dialogue.

Favorite by far, if only because I'm pretty sure that in the end, this shall be my story as well (give or take, I'm a 26 year old virgin currently).

Slightly related side story that made me laugh like a crazy person at my desk: One night my friend and I were a bit tipsy, and Kings of Leon's "Sex on Fire" came on, and we started singing it as " My cooch is on fire." And have continued to do so ever since.

So right there with you.

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was alone on this issue. I kept trying to bring this up with friends and the conversations would go down (pun intended) thusly: Friend-"What do you want it to say? Vagina?!" Me-"Yes." Friend-"Ew, no. That's not sexy!" Me-"Are you secretly 12? Or a republican?"

I LOVE THIS SO GODDAMN MUCH.

Oh my god, I just spit my coffee all over my screen! hahahahahahaha

Scarlett Johansson: her boobs runneth over. Mazel darling.

Go for it darling! I believe that may have been where I originally found it actually...

Damn you Hiddleston.