Who alleged it's about T-Swift?

Aw, I almost forgot about Jimmy.

Does anyone else find the cheeser he's sporting in that picture a little... off-putting?

Thanks for posting that!

Oh, good, I wasn't the only one who wondered that.

This is despicable.

I'm kind of sad the short (like, VERY short) stories that R.L. Stine has been tweeting didn't end up on here. They're super witty and reminded me of why I loved reading his books so much as a kid.

So rad!

That is PERFECTION. I can think of some many instances where I will need this. Also:

DAT GIF

RE Zac Efron

Yes, some marriages don't work out, but about just as many do. Perhaps we should work on accepting marriage as the limited, non-universal arrangement it is — good for some people, not for others — and leave the rest of the population to pursue the kinds of relationships they find fulfilling, without the stigma or…

I saw a preview for this when I went to see Much Ado About Nothing (WONDERFUL!!), and the entire audience was laughing during the preview, and then got visibly choked up during another part of it. I've never seen such a strong reaction to a trailer, especially one for a documentary.

I definitely still think that is the case. It has gotten a tad bit better, not necessarily because of anything the comic world is doing, but mostly due to fangirls taking control of how they portray the idea of the "super hero", like the girls in this article. They're making their own costumes that aren't as…

This is very cool, and seems the antithesis of this.

Seriously though, I really like him on SNL. He should stick to camp, and leave the drama for someone else.

How does Ben Affleck go from Argo, to this? Serious question.

Ugh, I am like the worst bra-haver on earth. I abuse bras. I throw them on the floor and I warp them in the dryer and I pull their underwires out with pliers when they turn on me and begin to stab my tender armpit-meat. AND THEN I HUMILIATE THE UNDERWIRES IN FRONT OF THOSE WHOSE RESPECT THEY MOST CRAVE. Because fuck…

Patton Oswalt, you are such a win. Why has it taken me so long to realize this?

There, I fixed it for you. :)