That last sentence made me spray my computer screen with the water I had been drinking, I thank you.

Yes, yes they are. I've also had comments thrown at me (I'm guessing cowsharky and I have similar body types). Sometimes not even comments, just sounds, ie Moos.

+1,000,000,000

Oh man, I liked this a lot. You are not alone my dear. I feel as though a major problem with being in your 20s, is that suddenly, there are all these culturally implied markers, and it makes you feel sad or sometimes like a failure for not hitting them "when you're supposed to", but life is not meant to be lived like…

+Infinity

In regards to the song thing, I humbly submit this gem.

Preach!

The very end was one of the most beautiful/hilarious sendoffs I've ever seen.

I am very much intrigued by this, but how does the sizing work? I'm a bigger girl, so while I like that it asks for bust size, I'm worried about how it would fit over the tummy section...

There are a lot of them, but that one made me laugh til I cried.

“Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.” YOU SHALL BE MISSED.

YES! Exactly, that's totally her car.

Well played.

A national treasure.

That's crazy! How could you loathe that man?!

I really didn't need another reason to love Matt Damon.

What a lovely thought, I wonder if they do custom orders...

YES

Oh my goodness, that was beyond precious!

Agreed. LOVE him.