Judi:

Another reason to not spend my tourist dollars there. Petty of me, but fuck it.

I am tired of being sympathetic to stupid people.  

I once saw a rat gnawing on the carcass of a dead rat in a subway tunnel. Not sure why that memory is coming back to me at precisely this moment....

Nothing says emergency preparedness amd safety like a bunch of loaded rifles haphazardly stacked on a bookshelf. I wonder what her homeowners insurance company thinks about this. I had to pay a premium just for having a hot tub in a house with kids.

He looks like he saw David Caruso at an impressionable age and never got over it.

Somebody claimed that Biden is JFK, Jr., with a “real-time CGI mask,” preparing for The Storm.

That little bit of idiocy requires me to dig way back in the gif bag for an oldie.

Hey Q-Anon Losers,

I love the list of casting jobs she would be most interested in, which essentially translates to “ANYFUCKINGTHING AT ALL.”

I wish they’d further say “It is the Republicans who are pushing this country towards a Venezuelan-style government by supporting an authoritarian strongman who has no regard for the democratic process and who surrounds himself with incompetent yes-men.”

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

America is done. If this jackass can get a seat at the table (doesn’t matter how long; she is testifying at the Michigan legislature), then set the whole thing on fire. They gave this fucking wack job, who was obviously not vetted, a platform. Fuck this.

I used to ask myself: What does the 55% of white women that voted for trump look like?
I used to think it was Sarah Palin.
Then i thought Ann Coulter, or her younger clone Tomi Lahren.
I used to think it was the random white Hispanic women here in South Florida, who are crazy and red as hell.
And then I thought it was…

I prefer the way thr French did it...public guillotine.

So, we’re just going to ignore the fact that there exists a person named

GOP chad was a douchebag frat sexual harrasser growing up?

Yeah, but which one?

I mean, just look at him. He has, “Here, just take this (a roofie) to relax” written all over him.

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.