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The Skimbleshanks Redemption
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Only in America can protests against racism be confused with protests against patriotism.

Kneel during a song to protest police brutality? DISRESPECTING THE SOLDIERS WHO FOUGHT AND DIED FOR YOU FREEDOM YOU UNGRATEFUL SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Great setup! Their planning was immaculate:

Yes, that was an excellent plan. Enroll in the military, get yourself killed in action, just so that Lord Buttface will say something stupid to your wife. I would try a setup like that only I’m not that psychic.

So much for the whole flag thing and respecting Amerika. These followers are insane, yeah I said followers of a cult. No one in their right mind would still be on this asshole’s side.

They did

I’m 54, and if I want a midlife crisis relief device, I would buy an itty bitty Italian sports car like a normal person.

Trump politicized condolences. The man has no soul.

I fucking scream inside every time I hear that “my generals” crap. I have never loathed someone with this intensity.

Experiencing outrage fatigue at the moment. Wish we could put Trump and everyone who supports him in zoos and release all the animals.

Don’t worry there are plenty of dumb ass white people that believe him. Dear GOP I know you’re soulless cocksuckers, sorry Coach Pop but it’s more appropriate, but you sink yourselves every day you stand next to him. Who the fuck am I kidding all of you are racist pigs you deserve each other.

BTW: 41 people dead in California, 0 words of condolence from Trump.

I hope the soon to be pardoned turkey pecks his eyes out.

I fucking hate him so much.

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

Where was the motorcycle?

Abu-Shlieba then abandoned the car and attempted to bail on foot through a field. Officers think it was because he ran out of gas. Not long after that, he was apprehended by local law enforcement.

If he didn’t at one point blow a tire in the desert, have the chase covered by a local radio DJ, or finish the chase by going head-first into a bulldozer, than this shit wasn’t ANYTHING like Vanishing Point.

The HRC joke amused me. “Of course I’m living down here in the sewer. I mean where did you think I’d be, Michigan or Wisconsin?”