I can’t believe these have gone unmentioned:

From a practical standpoint, the newer one has better visibility for the driver — they have 360 degrees without needing to use a mirror, eliminating blindspots.

If you think they’re frightened now, wait until they’re faced with a chainsaw-wielding Greta Thunberg in the Thunderdome of the apocalyptic hellscape they are working so hard to visit upon us all.

So at what point will Splinter acknowledge that Trump’s utter and complete ineptitude has been instrumental in avoiding resulted in a feckless/aimless policy that has somehow avoided war with Iran?

I’d add the tar+feathers+rail outta town option, but thats a personal preference.

Personally, I prefer my corrupt political tools to be more creative...

Miller is possessed of the same vacant evil the Nazis and a half-dozen genocidal maniacs and serial killers have been.

Except this is not a punchable face — this is a baseball bat with barbed-wire face.

“Well that’s not a—it would be a sub-optimal situation for the banks,” Cramer responded.

Best of all is how this POS lives in a high security compound. Whats the matter Wayne, scared to go out? Won’t all your guns protect you?

The Seven UPS.

I am truly surprised SNL has not parodied this like they did the McConaughey Lincoln commercials...if anything, this is a richer vein of absurdity to mine.

Tool, meet Tool.

Boris Johnson will end up being tarred and feathered.

Human-like activity you say? Interesting...

To be fair, the word “jesus” comes out of my mouth pretty much every day when I am confronted with Trump’s daily dump of absurdity and ugliness.

Eh, we’re not going to all die.

Man, that lede image — I could feel the eyes following me around the room. It would make a perfect Halloween mask or jack o’lantern.

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I cannot believe that Dulles is ranked the best of the 3 airports in the DC-Baltimore region. The main terminal building is architecturally a thing, but its just an average terminal located way the hell out in Virginia with no direct mass transit and the I-495/I-66 deathtrip to get there by car. Between the distance,…