Except this is not a punchable face — this is a baseball bat with barbed-wire face.

“Well that’s not a—it would be a sub-optimal situation for the banks,” Cramer responded.

Best of all is how this POS lives in a high security compound. Whats the matter Wayne, scared to go out? Won’t all your guns protect you?

The Seven UPS.

I am truly surprised SNL has not parodied this like they did the McConaughey Lincoln commercials...if anything, this is a richer vein of absurdity to mine.

Tool, meet Tool.

Boris Johnson will end up being tarred and feathered.

To be fair, the word “jesus” comes out of my mouth pretty much every day when I am confronted with Trump’s daily dump of absurdity and ugliness.

Eh, we’re not going to all die.

Man, that lede image — I could feel the eyes following me around the room. It would make a perfect Halloween mask or jack o’lantern.

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I cannot believe that Dulles is ranked the best of the 3 airports in the DC-Baltimore region. The main terminal building is architecturally a thing, but its just an average terminal located way the hell out in Virginia with no direct mass transit and the I-495/I-66 deathtrip to get there by car. Between the distance,…

Tyson is typical of his field, and his tweet is totally unsurprising. Generally speaking, astronomers/astrophysicists (and I know a few) are the most ivory-towered, head-up their-own-ass egotists in existence. They think they are smarter than everyone else across all fields of endeavor and require constant…

Personally, I wish she would be chased down by a pack of ravenous hyenas in front of daddy, but that’s just me.

So there is in fact a wedding theme worse than Disney or Klingon. Good to know, news you can use.

Texas hating steaks well done is hilarious for many, many reasons.

I want to give Mike Pence a gigantic horkin’ great big shot of sodium thiopental or whatever we’ve got in the way of working truth serum

I also like to ask him that, if he truly believes in a rigorous Christian God that will call on him to account for his actions in this life, how he will explain/justify stuff like this?

“Regrets is not what I do”

Marlon Bundo’s astrologer warned that travel was not advised at the moment. BOTUS has a lot of behind-the scenes influence in the current administration.