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Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

“I’m feelin’ uncomfortable Mike, now, I’m gonna split okay?” - Macaulay Culkin

See? This is why I didn’t fill out a bracket. I would have said “Well MSU makes the Final Four a bunch. Might as well put them there.” Then I would have taken a day off from work and my whole afternoon would have been shit. I mean, I still took the day off from work, but at least I’m not flipping out over what some 19…

Looks like he lost his blocker, not his glove, Samer. But regardless, great usage of his Canuckles on that play!

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

Damn. I was figuring the quote would come from the scene where he shows LBJ his butt.

So, high school goes until age 23 in Minnesota?

Holy cannoli!

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

“Oh yes, they definitely did.”

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

More like some of his HEATH left, amirite?

what

Jerry knows a lot about balls. He’s had so many facelifts that his are now located right below his chin.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.