Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

All Guy Bathtime has already been trademarked by CBS as the name of their postgame locker room interview segment.

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Glazer would forever refer to that encounter as ‘first time, long time’.

What an idiot. Who starts with the tenth film in a series?

Right, because no player in Seattle’s history has ever been accused of taunting or lack of class....

Pictured: “AFC North team psychologist.”

Dear Blair Walsh,

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

You guys found something more depressing than Drew Magary’s twitter feed.

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Sour Shoes does a better job. WAIT A MINUTE.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

“Not impressed. He used 10 fingers.” - JPP

I’m no big city basketball coach, but at some point, I think Great Lakes Christian really should have stopped running their offense through Gre’Shonda Morton.

“He’ll be good to go when his suspension is over.”