But balance sounds so fair! It’s only right that we elect some folks to make our country a little bit better, and then give the other folks who want to make it worse a turn. We have to balance good public policy with bad! That’s just common sense.

Christie is way more Veruca Salt than Violet Beauregarde at least in temperament and self involvement. Trump looks like an Oompah but acts like Slugworth.

I mean, this is mostly fine.

Bobby Jindal says it’s all Obama’s fault.

So wait, they’re angry that unnecessary objectification and sexualization is being removed from their games, so they’re accusing one of the people who works on the games of... sexualizing and objectifying characters?

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

it is I, gay bias, here to be happy to have more options in a video game

How is it a gay bias when all he said was, that there is freedom instead of artificial restrictions on who you can romance. It might not be better for some, but it certainly is not worse for anyone, because nobody is FORCED to romancing any fixed gender.

So, since it is better for some, and not worse (i.e. the same)…

I love this headline:

I didn’t see The Danish Girl, but I’m just going to pretend that Alicia actually won for Ex-Machina.

I’m really hoping this win means he’ll stop going for the Oscar bait now. I have no interest in watching him pretend to be high-brow but I could get behind some Leo B-horror comedy fun, if he could ever learn to not take himself so seriously.

He is what Simon Cowell would call a “cruise ship performer”.

Leo is a capital-A Actor.

I hope ThreeSixMafia steps their game up and wins again next year to keep Leo on his toes.

I’m just [just, just, just] okay with Spotlight winning Best Picture: 1) it denied it going to Revenant, and 2) Michael Keaton’s literal Fuck Yeah Moment:

I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

What historical inaccuracy? Isn’t the game based off a fictional setting? :S