I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

Seeing as Hodor’s origin came directly from George, and Bran has already called out to and was heard by Ned and Theon. Ya the time travelling is a thing. Best make your peace with it now.

The only thing truly off the rails in this storyline (that we know of for sure) is Euron being a psychotic maniac with a lot of bold claims.

The very first scene in both the show and the books involved frozen zombies arranging human and horse parts into a spiral. The fantasy aspect was always there, and the Children of the Forest were as well.

It’s fantasy. It’s always been fantasy. One of the first episodes had children finding magic wolves in the forest, one pup for each child. Come on, man.

The signs were always there for those who could see them. The story has dragons, for goodness sake.

the first season starts with Zombies and dragons. where did you think this was going?

You’re angry that they followed the books?

When he claims to have Valyrian pages we will know he for certain lying. Right?

I think that’s sort of the problem with Euron in general. He says a lot of things, but we don’t really have any proof that any of them are true.

*extremely quiet whisper* He might have the pages.

Great write up, thanks. Only thing I’d point out is that Euron SAYS he has Valyrian steel armor - whether he really does or not is to be seen.

I miss the face scrub cloths that Nutrogena made, the scrub works fine, but I liked the ability to just have a cloth ready.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I’ve read your entire comment, and the only thing I got out of it is that Superstar Machine is even more sexist than the article depicted. Thanks for the insight!

All it really takes is charisma, a little bit of money (you make more money off the members later), a terrifying lack of morals, brass balls the size of pumpkins, and a willingness to exploit people at their most vulnerable. L Ron Hubbard called it “find[ing] their ruin”.

How difficult do you think it is to start your own cult? I mean, we get hung up on the People’ s Temples and Heaven’s Gates, but there have got to be tons of smaller, lower key ones out there that are making bank, right? Like, Montana has the Church Universal and Triumphant, or The Source Family in Cali in the…