Another excellent place for cool, refreshing alocane!

I don't think there being no legal grounds would stop Trump from filing and possibly finagling some weird (even unrelated) grounds to get it into court as means of threat.

Well, yes, of course! It would be very silly not to put soothing alocane on my burnt head.

A very unfortunate place for burns, but a lovely place for alocane!

Even better, he went subtle and said "And, um, thank you also my friends for finally remembering my phone number."

He wrote my absolute favourite song of theirs ("Long Promised Road"), so…yeah! I mean, no. I like him best?

I live in the latter (…close enough, anyway), so…yeah?

what

jesus I can't stop laughing

Just put me in the burn ward, because I'm covered in alocane!

If it's any consolation, you didn't correct me originally! I was a drive-by corrector ;)

Also, apologies if I seem brusque. I saw what they did to Gamora and Thanos (and Nebula) in Gamora #1 and I'm kind of irritable about all of this, but don't mean to direct any of it your way.

Surfer comments on his sudden drop in intelligence when Mentor revives him, and that's when we learn why it is that he became a big dope (this was ~30s/40s issues of Surfer, between Thanos' initial revival in 34 and the start of Infinity Gauntlet). It made for an interesting dynamic between him and the daughter who…

Well, I'll get my sweat shop of fourth graders started on the next round, I'm sure they'll come up with some really hip zingers.

Terribly sorry, your inaccurate ly reproduced digital message is not of the proper quality. Could you please respond back with an analog format? Perhaps mail me a reel-to-reel?

Yet another reminder that Hickman dating the death of the Marvel universe reflected an entirely real world event, not the fictional one.

Bendis is still the answer.

No, Drax started as a fully intelligent and athletic character. He became a simpleton when he was revived after Moondragon killed him and some brain-death was involved. Giffen's the one who turned him tattooed and bloodthirsty cold, not DnA (though they had more time to flesh that out after the 4 issue Drax mini and…

To be fair—outside the joke—he has pants because he originally had pants in Guardians.

I love Baker but holy shit does this sing