I hate seeing Diana’s name in the byline. I know that the article is going to be well written, informative, and that I’m going to need a shower after reading it.

Diana, how draining is your beat? You cover some of the worst characters in sports. I have to imagine that, calling or not, this kinda crap has to eat away at you. All the same, thank you for what you do.

It’s actually pretty easy to get around the I-95 toll at the Maryland border

I feel like everyone knows an adam levine. He’s the popular guy who’s super nice to [hot] girls. And all of your beautiful friends are like “What, he’s super nice!” and you’re like “He has literally never spoken to me once.”

I’m a Caps fan and I am sick of Wilson’s bullshit. The majority of my ire during last night’s game was directed at Wilson for doing this shit AGAIN. I can deal with losing, that shit happens. But it’s harder to root for a team that has someone like Wilson who is actively looking to hurt people. Somebody from this team…

Afrika Bambaataa, John Lydon and Bill Laswell created a side project called Time Zone in 1984. Some things never change! World Destruction.

The caps lost a LOT of talent over the summer. But one could argue that the Caps had too much talent to begin with. You need talented guys, true, but you also need role-players to do the dirty work. Replace a skill guy like Johannsen with a workhorse like Wilson, who will dig the puck out and do the dirty work in the…

I’m vegetarian and I would never force my dog to be (or to be vegan). Because I understand science, dogs are carnivores, and humans have evolved to be omnivores. This is like grade 2 stuff.

Fuck that shit!

‘Christine McPherson (Saoirse Ronan) is a charmingly earnest, pink-haired high-schooler in 2002, who has instructed her family and friends at her Catholic high school to inexplicably call her “Lady Bird.”’

Don’t want to be a bother but does anybody have a smackerel of honey.

Haha yes I did. Took about a month and a half.

Just posted on another thread but I’ll happily post again. My daughter as Malala (yes, I’m hella proud) with her buddies. The kid to her left is one of those huge blow up things that blow in the wind in front of stores - I think it’s genius!

My dog Moose, as Pamplemousse La Croix

My friend got gonorrhea because she wore her bathing suit while riding a tractor.

UM EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! NO TWISTER?!

I know Mike Muir is looking forward to that...

Can we all agree that Leighton Meester >>>> Blake Lively?