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The Fourth Estate work, folks. Look, this isn’t a fucking joke. It is, in fact, the only reason any of this came to light.
If this were Hillary, the impeachment proceedings would have begun three weeks ago.
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The only reason he’s out is because of this being found out by the news media. We NEED to find out what’s going on with this administration and Russia. This shit is way out of control. Trump knew this happened and I’m totally convinced he ordered it and Flynn is the fall guy.
After I was done being pregnant with my first, my stupid ex-husband was like “Oh man, let’s do this again!” I was like “FUCK YOU NO” and I’m glad, because if I’d had two kids, it would have been that much harder to get out of his stupid, emotionally abusive bullshit clutches.
I said basically the same thing. Fuck pregnancy, man. I saw my fetus jumping around in my uterus during an ultrasound and I was like WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE IS HAVING FUN AROUND HERE. I want this to be over yesterday.
As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…
The other week I made the mistake of clicking on some rando’s Facebook page after he had posted some blah blah “if only you had accepted Jesus” bullshit on a mutual friend’s page (she is currently going through a whole host of personal problems thoroughly unrelated to religion and completely related to being poor).…
I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.
So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.
Nope. I own this body. Squatter’s rights.
“This sums up the whole of my administration”
To be fair, we all wish that
more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?
I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.
Holy shit! Who did that to her? Did she piss off her makeup team?