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“Donald Trump is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust him! He is a FUGLY SLUT...”

“Bitch I Told U: A Series of Short Essays By Hillary Clinton”

Does it come with a box of tissues and something small and fragile that shatters satisfyingly when I get enraged and hurl it at the wall? Because both will be required.

Absolutely correct! Unfortunately, half of the Republicans in the country haven’t looked up from hooked on phonics for long enough to see what’s going on in California ( West Texas, Iowa...) with renewals. It’s incredible.

A real life Warner Huntington III:

Oh of course not. Rhetorical question and all...but I love your passion!!!

We didn’t deserve Hillary. Decades of public service, and we gave her the double bird.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I know this is so ridiculous and way too late to be excusable, but I just read “President Donald Trump” and dissolved into tears on my kitchen floor.

Is his name fucking Merrick Garland? No? FUCK OFF

Let’s ask the people that were illegally detained for no good reason if they feel it was a waste of their fucking time.

Of course its a waste of his fucking time. He doesn’t come down to where YOU work and slap the dick out of YOUR mouth. He’s got brown people, women and public servants to oppress. Do you have any idea how much time is required to do that properly? Dude has probably been up since like 3AM… I heard today was a leg day.

The last videos makes me so sad. I know a load of Persian people who have fled the Iranian regime and they are the kindest ones you could know. And now America are treating all of them like terrorists.

I guess he hasn’t come up with the Muslim version of “bad hombres” yet.

Don’t look down, Wile E. Coyote.

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the badwould rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad dudesout there!

This isn’t incompetence. Trump may be an idiot, but his two Steves aren’t. They know exactly what they are doing. This big, flashy, apparently clumsy executive order was designed to create chaos and confusion and to elicit outrage and protest from their political opponents. Meanwhile, Trump’s inner circle of advisors

As a history nerd, I like to reassure myself that what we’re experiencing now is a normal part of progress. There is always a sort of kickback before society changes meaningfully. The 50's were a kickback decade. There was a kickback during the industrial revolution. The Spanish Inquisition was partly in response to

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.