She looks professionally dead inside

HASN’T HUMA ENDURED ENOUGH

I can not say it enough, these male legislators know so little about basic human biology I’m shocked that they remember to breathe and eat.

Everytime this comes, I’m reminded of the question about who we should believe: the guy who says he assaults women, or the women that say he assaulted them?

Ooo, today I feel old. I never heard of this person who has a sold out tour. That’s starting to happen more now...harumph.

Saw shiny, oily legs in thumbnail on Twitter, paint now. The duality of man.

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad!

As this comes up every time, let’s settle this once and for all: No one goes to Chipotle in place of getting actual Mexican food.

i like it and you can pry my burrito bowl from my cold dead hands!

His best role was his turn in:

Tomato? Is that you?!

Wow, I’m really surprised.

Who doesn’t like mustard on hot dogs?

I feel like collegiate Greek life would be much safer for everyone if it just involved eating souvlaki and moussaka and going to really long Orthodox church services.

Yeah, I’m out. I’m just grateful for the warning before I even bother starting season 2. There’s just too much damn good TV out there right now. I do not need to beat my head against this brick wall.

This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana Benghazi.

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To arrest Hillary!”

“knock knock”