The internet moves so goddamn fast, doesn’t it?

I abhor to be a base man-pig but, I fancy it.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

This is a stupid look. Much like plumber’s crack. I hate that every “fashion” choice these young people make ignores taste, or creativity. Lady Gag’s meat dress made a statement. Not a mindblowingly great one, but nonetheless. What fucking statement is underboob? Edit: I am an Old and Crabby.

I prefer to use the term I heard from Tina Fey. “Underteet.”

‘When health insurance and sick days are costly and precarious, the prospect of having to tend to a kid with a broken leg for six weeks is enough to make a mom... nervously remind her kid not to climb too high on the jungle gym.’

I have been to Marie-Antoinette’s fake hamlet and I remember thinking “I guess the French Revolution was not overreacting”.

I’m loving all of the comments too. I feel like this Mr. Lanza has all of the terrible qualities that can unite the Jezebel community in opposition.

Growing up one of four children to a single parent who had nothing after she pulled her kids out of a domestic abuse situation, we DEFINITELY had a playborhood — all the kids who got off school before their parents were done working would go hang out in the ditch near the train tracks and throw rocks at shit. That’s…

Wow. The lack of humility before God exhibited by Mike Lanza is astounding. What happens when the boys break free from the playborhood?

Everyone at their table:

Yup. She also repeatedly calls him “Donald” or “my opponent” and never “Mr. Trump,” calls him a millionaire and not a billionaire, obviously smiles and chuckles when he attacks her rather than looking even mildly put out, and has carefully been laying the groundwork regarding Russia in the last two debates so that…

I like you. We may be related. Or perhaps soul mates

i feel better now burrito is having its effect

Go home, Melania. You’re drunk.

This comment made my evening. Special props to you for your Janeway picture. To salute you, I’m going to go have three slices of bread with altogether too much butter.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Actually, it’s President Clinton if you’re nasty Donald...

I’d argue calling her a “whore wife” is totally fair.

Agreed. I also don’t fault Melania Trump or the Trump children for believing Donald’s accusers are part of a politically motivated hatchet job, because I do not expect them to be able to look at the allegations against him with objectivity or impartiality.