I agree. I liked that “Logan” was released in March and did great, but it still would’ve made money at the end of July or early-August.

I’d love to hear Kermit do this:

It would have been funnier if they’d replaced him with Bill Corbett.

Having heard Kristen Schaal voice little kids like Mabel Pines and Louise Belcher, it’s kind of unsettling to hear her offer to put out a fire “with my boob”. I think it’d be less weird if it were Schaal in the flesh - the first thing I ever saw her in was ‘Flight of the Conchords’, where she could get pretty freaky -…

[insert casually racist observation]

Our local independent theater just told me they’d be showing “Lifeforce” at some point - they’re capable of 70mm exhibition, and it’s available in 70mm. I’m going to make everyone I know see it, if so.

Which reminds me of this tidbit from Michael Chabon’s wiki page.

Well, here’s a couple more points that might comfort/terrify you:

Ok, folks... time for a little reality check.

To be brutally fair, his gimmick kind of does require a Republican in the White House. His years under Obama were pretty fallow.

“We’ve raised a generation of kids who don’t hate people on the basis of race, or they don’t hate somebody because they’re in love with somebody of the same gender”

They can be really slow to catch on with these things. A big part of why this summer has been considered bad is that the release windows on these blockbusters have gotten wider. Several of the Fast movies have released in early spring and cleaned up. Even BvS came out a year ago around February or March.

And the movies that people liked all came out within a few weeks, while June and August were both pretty dead. If they had been spread out a little more, or if any movies came out that people liked between Wonder Woman and Spider-Man, we’d be talking about how successful this season was.

I think the biggest problem is that most of those failed franchise films sucked. The movies people liked did well, there just weren’t any after July.

Cool picture. I’ve often wondered what a spotted dick looked like.

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

I feel for Furie. Pepe used to be just a chill-ass frog meme, and now it’s this. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have your art co-opted by the least chill people on the planet. Good for him for fighting back.

That would have been a very good guess.

Nuts. I was gonna say Frank Stallone.

People had their faces covered because they rightly feared busybody assholes like Tom Llamas would dime them out to the cops!