She can’t tell the difference between Asians sitting upon that high horse of hers.

Why did you just rattle off a bunch of random Asian dudes? Wouldn’t it need to be specifically someone of mixed raced descent who is both Japanese and white? Steven Yeun is Korean if I am not mistaken. Same with Kang and Kyson. It is wildly offensive for you to just assume that all people from Asia are the same.…

Yeah, an unnanounced change to an already recently changed schedule cannot possibly further hurt the already anemic Kinja version of the comics community.

Well, maybe parts of the New Testament. That Old Testament God was vengeful and petty AF.

Yes, how do you think Joel got $50 million and a small basketball arena posing as a church?

The Bible is pretty clear on loving your neighbor and not being a pious dickfor. It’s not God’s fault people don’t read.

Weird how certain circles want to shut down government programs because “churches can do the same work”, and yet its not happening.

There is no way a church that big is doing jack shit for the lives of anyone in the congregation. If your pastor doesn’t know your name, your church sucks.

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Right-wing Christians are frequently the most un-Christlike of anybody. There’s more positive healthy useful and actionable modern-day life lessons in a random episode of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood than there is from a random book of the Bible.

When it was evening, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a deserted place, and the hour is now late; send the crowds away so that they may go into the villages and buy food for themselves.” ¹⁶Jesus said to them, “That’s right. If these people want to eat, they need to get jobs and pay for food themselves!”

For those wondering about the title: like all Long Islanders, young Jerry only earned the right to use his full name after slaying a wolf in the mountains on his 18th birthday.

“What’s the deal with beloved websites’ UI needlessly being redesigned, making them un-fucking-readable and unnavigable?”

- Jerry Seinfeld, last week

[S]o you don’t have to worry about the whole special being a lecture on how good you have it compared to a wealthy 63-year-old man.

They’re rebooting Hellboy without Ron Perlman. They’re not very smart.

Blaagh hah hah hah! Trump is not honest! Trump says so many things that sometimes Trump blurts out the truth by accident.

Hell is a more logical and just place than this. This is the human realm, absolutely.

They’ll CGI in Henry Cavill’s moustache.

Know what I hate? Canned Green Beans. And Nazis.

Know what I hate? If my mouse pointer gets within 6 inches of the top of the screen I’m suddenly on Jezebel or Lifehacker or some shit.