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Good for them. Someone send me a quark when they beat another boss. What’s a quark you say? It’s the form of communication I speculate we’ll be using by the time they reach the Taurus demon.

No, it’s a game about being a dick to all the women so you can have an awkward date with the giant black guy with a gun arm.

No, it’s actually a game about mourning over the death of a comrade by going snowboarding.

Just outside the picture frame

yes, the president of the US should always take the time to listen carefully to shouters and hecklers that accost him at public events. that seems like a realistic and viable strategy.

Well he’s certainly got the legs for it.... Also note: Pads on his taint so it doesn’t ride up and chaff. Overall, good job!

I’d eat that.

“for not being the official Devil’s Lettuce preferred by Wimbledon’s Ladies and Gentlemen”

“Kind of” is being extremely generous.

Personally, I prefer just to wing it.

I'd go to more tennis matches if I could openly smoke weed there.

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

"Between 2001 and 2008, koala populations dropped 45 percent in urban areas, and 15 percent in nature."

When will Koalas learn to say no, especially to the woman who gave them Chlamydia?