Thus illustrating the eternal fact that any gun that is locked up adequately so that children can't get at it is one hundred percent useless for home defense.

"Restaurants arent your avenue to getting the personal chef/servant expereince that you cant afford at home" is something I'm going to repeat every time some jerk gets pissed at me for not burning the orange peel on his Manhattan. Thank you for that.

you get the subclass treatment because, when you go to a restaurant and the ordering things that are NOT on the menu, what you are saying to every employee who works at that restaurant, "yeah, you guys know what you are doing and have everything planned out precisely but I DONT GIVE A FUCK." it's essentially…

doesn't matter how much you spend or how often you go out each month. If you are making all these ridiculous specific, make-it-just-for-me requests you are q huge imposition on the staff and restaurant. Perhaps you should deal with what issues you may have before going out to eat in public. What you might think is…

This dude's entire life is about humiliating women. It clearly doesn't matter what side of the fence they're on.

Yeah, I'm guessing they were actually just tightwads who wanted to find some "reason" to not tip. That restaurant lost no great customers there, if they even lost them. Those are so the type of assholes that try to come back a week later like nothing happened.

Republicans. They can dish it but they can't take it. If this was a high profile liberal's wife, the gloating and smarmy tweets and Fox News stories would be innumerable.

(Did you get to the part where they tried to pay for their custom meal with a coupon?)

"they then went into some bullshit mouthfart spiel about regularly eating at fine dining "
They used a Groupon. Somehow I don't believe them.

Sometimes I feel that people like this go into a place LOOKING to make a federal case out of some small slight. All that agita over a seating arrangement and on top of it they had a $50 Groupon. They weren't going to be good customers anyway. The repugnant and repeated use of "retarded" as an insult makes me think…

If I entered a fast food place late at night and it seemed to be empty, the first thing that I'd assume would be that all all the employees were dead after a robbery, and their bodies were probably piled up in the walk-in freezer.

LOL, it's so great that men do this to each other and not just to women. I just assumed you were a woman when I started reading your story.

Was it the iron-worker who was a secret libertarian

My business ShipYourEnemiesToAbuDabi.com got shut down and three of my employees got arrested for kidnapping. Go figure.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

I often think it is awful when this picture is used. Unknown person, be a meme that mocks your intelligence or looks because it brings me joy to be cruel.

Out of all the annoying things about the Boy Next Door (and it is a long list) is that they are trying to sell me on this 27 year old as being teenaged. And the affair is just so forbidden and tawdry, whereas in every other movie where the female is that much younger its just like totally normal and I'm not supposed…

No she called Jennifer to return the pics to Jennifer, not the other way around.

The introduction of girl servers also led many boys to abandon altar service.

I was an altar girl. NOBODY wanted to be an altar server. It was way boring and everyone was looking at you so your couldn't scratch, or pick your nose, or anything. I used to fake feeling sick so I could skip it.