Insurance payout for the play being shut down over the fallout from firing a major star and taking a chance on a washed-up director? They’ve already invoked The Producers with the Matthew Broderick episode.

Also, 20 minutes to put on a wedding dress and a tux for each guy, AND get downtown?

1. My theory is that Cliff read the review and in his simple minded way thought the best solution was to poison the cookie that yes, are “from” Donna but we only ever actually see Cliff holding. Ben presumably then figures it out, considering the cookie was all he ate that night, and then Donna pushes him down the…

Everyone related to this story except for the actors comes off as really horrible people. 

Selena Gomez as Mabel is cynical yet pure, retro yet contemporary, goofy but sultry. I love her

I guess the idea is that if they had ties to Epstein decades later, that would create a chain of evidence linking them to sex trafficking?

$0! Suckers!

Saw A Haunting in Venice yesterday and was supremely disappointed. I assumed with the name “Hercule” that the main character would be a strong, tough guy who beats the shit out of everyone. Instead he’s just some old fart with a stupid mustache.

I’m going to put aside my grammar nazi tendencies long enough to say that “Expend4bles does b4d” is a pretty cute burn.

I’m a bit sick of the routine at the cantina. Every night they just throw jizz in your face.

Han came first. 

*at a Disney Star Wars pitch session*

It looks like Disney has prematurely shot its wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so it looks like they have something of a mess on their hands.

Yeah stop coming after him for his dumb takes about movies. There are much more important things to hate him for, like how he's a sexual predator.

I have never watched a single episode of NCIS, but I’m relieved to hear that apparently Mark Harmon is as nice a guy as he has always come across. Had a soft spot for him going way back to Summer School.

That next episode or two she featured in Season 3 were ... uh ... really something too, weren't they?

really wish disney incorporated SHIELD and the characters into secret invasion. 

This show was consistently entertaining.  That’s all I needed it to be.

I do remember finding the Ward twist incredibly done.

I loved this show from the jump, and I’m glad to see it getting some recognition recently. Maybe it’s time for a rewatch