At this point Ezra and Johnny Depp should start a really messy. mutually assured destruction celeb relationship.

You seem triggered by the fact that I’ve pointed out obvious editorial bias on this site. Seems like a weird hill to die on.

So, in this story it’s an “unborn child” ... but in every story regarding abortion laws we emphasize it’s a fetus or an embryo? How about some consistency?

I tried to get my mom to watch Breaking Bad with me. She hit her limit as soon as the bathtub in Jesse’s house exploded with bits of Emilio all over the floor.

Looks more like 5 were killed. We don’t need DAs (especially in Texas) using this an opportunity to count the unborn as a full person and let that stand in court. It’s the same legal basis for criminalizing abortion. Losing a woman that wanted to finish her pregnancy is certainly awful, but no reason to count the…

This was, by far, one of the best articles I have read in a long, long time. Just a pleasure to read.

Anything is a Lunchable if I believe in myself! 

Apply to a.v. club my dude. This comment could be a featured article and is way better than anything they have up right now.

Oh really hahaha because it smells and looks and walks like a constant mill and you cannot comment...

Oh I thought everyone knew that term, literally the moment you hear it you know it’s going to be something that will piss off Italians. 

There is another certification company, Chicago Rabbinical Council; their logo is cRc in a triangle on packaging.

Cassowaries

Read it again: the car plowed literally through the entire downstairs of the house, almost exiting to the other side... then caught fire INSIDE the house, a fire which took an hour to put out. Their house is totaled. And it’s California, so I guarantee you this is, at best, if the home can be repaired, a situation…

While my heart goes out to Heche, I really feel for the person who has lost their home as a result of this. All the focus is on the celebrity, as usual, but this has evidently been catastrophic for the homeowner.

For mid-range pizza, I always preferred Little Caesars to Papa Johns, even before I found out Mr. Schnatter was an inveterate turd.

You’re seeing t backwards, most people do.  Their badness comes first, then the religion.

They drop N-bombs, hate the homo’s, rail against whatever then they leverage jesus/religion to validate. They secure being shitty humans behind the facade of god. Then, in a self-perpetuating social credit system, others do the…

Why do conservatives bring up god or jesus, but will then turn around and drop N bombs or just be plain horrible like its not anything? Its not connective tissue to the actual teachings and how they actually live their lives. 

I mean it’s not like he dragged the dog to a shelter. It sounds like the dog is perfectly well taken care of despite the owner’s feelings (I am assuming the parents still walk the dog even though the kids don’t). People are allowed to vent.

Matt Berry’s line reading of “we’re doing a piece to camer-ah” has deservedly received most of the praise already, but I loved this from Nandor. Sort of trying to commit to the lie, but with such little enthusiasm or conviction. 

wait... you think that a man who is accused by his brother to have married a gold digger who is after their grandfather’s inheritance goes on a trip with somebody else’s grandfather to dig up literal gold only to unwittingly end up inheriting part of the gold he helped dig up from that stranger’s grandfather less…