Yeah, this is directly from the comics except John gets the spotlight. About time, too. The late Millennials and Zoomers had JLU John Stewart for their Green Lantern to imprint on.

RTD can recognize good writing. Unfortunately he can’t actually write well. I find it hilarious that he’s trying to outdo TROS given how poor his own writing decisions always are.

If you haven’t noticed by this point that the racist sexist douchecanoes who tank RT scores choose “boring” as their dogwhistle for “focuses on women” and “sucks” as “includes POC” then I don’t know how to explain it using even smaller words. They’ve been doing this to every single show and movie they can since…

I think we all know what this is going to look like:

We quote Spaceballs on at least a weekly basis in my household if not more often. I’ll allow it.

They haven’t forgotten. They don’t think it matters because women aren’t people.

The very first thing I knew about Donald Trump was that Ivana accused him of marital rape during the divorce, and this is how I learned was marital rape was. His lawyers made her recant to get her settlement but not once in the decades since have I ever not thought of that when I see his smarmy, raping face.

There was a time people didn’t like The Empire Strikes Back. (It’s me. I’m people. I was five.)

A lot of people like the Sequels now. Sorry.

By spring 2021, the National Security Council ordered the military to stop all anti-vaccine messaging. “We were told we needed to be pro-vaccine, pro all vaccines,” said a former senior military officer who helped oversee the program.

*stands alone outside Adult Swim headquarters with a tiny hand-printed sign with a picture of a bean arch on it*

So the company violated the law and is facing the consequences and that’s bad because it will encourage their former patients to break additional laws?

I know people keep saying Zach Snyder is the nicest guy in person so why does all his pro work keep courting the White Supremacist audience?

Imagine getting paid to watch movies and count swears.

It was that year’s “I’m Just Ken.” We all knew which song should have taken the Oscar home that night.

Google invented the algorithm and used it for ad clicks.

That depends on where you are and which Republicans you’re around. My Trump-humping relations would be all too happy to outlaw marriage again except for the people who “deserve” it.

Yes? GenX queer here and of course I’m more likely to pull into a parking lot with a rainbow flag banner than one with a MAGAt banner. Yeah, it’s pandering but I appreciate my money is good enough to be pandered to. I avoid CFA and Hobby Lobby. I can’t vouch for every company I do or don’t buy from but when the…

These were nerds who were bullied in high school and couldn’t get dates with girls. Trumps the big bully on the block who’s promising them girls will have to date them and have their babies. It’s not that deep. What they don’t realize is that he’d give them all wedgies and swirlies if he thought he could make ten…

Crypto bros: still meathead assholes.