The lightsaber he hasn’t touched in ten years and would probably cut his own beard off with by accident taking it into a fight right now? That lightsaber.

My money’s on Penelope. She’s got a shifty look in her tiny blue eyes.

Forty plus years of slash fics suddenly snap into focus. I see it now.

Yep. It was appointment television in my household, back when that was still a thing.

I heard that pretty lady who’s going to be the Queen of England is in it.

That awkward moment when someone doesn’t understand the concept of turning on a long series for background noise.

It’s in the subtitles.

Thrawn: Our numbers have dwindled. *burp*

Yeah, more and more it seems like IGN gets it, and AV Club is too busy trying to recapture AA Dowd’s voice, when if a property got an A, it deserved that damn A and we all knew it. The current crop of AVC writers want the same critic credibility but it’s all whining about not understanding basic plot points that were…

Agent Completely Missed The Point Again

Why did you put that mental image out there? There isn’t enough brain bleach in the world.

Greatest reply.

It’s a direct correlation with a particular brand of Christianity. You’re a good person who is saved because you say the correct words and think the correct thoughts. You can cheat on your spouse, sexually abuse your children, and work to strip your fellow citizens of basic human rights all the while knowing you are…

This is a well-known phenomenon. Writers everywhere working on deadlines use this to get their laundry done, their dishes washed, and their floors swept.

These books aren’t written for mycologists. They’re written for your idiot cousin who saw a clickbait article how Big Grocery is jacking up prices on food you can get outside for free.

Wasn’t that Once Upon a Time?

Yeah. My circles are already chatting about how there are now going to be abortions for everyone who wants one! Also everyone is gay, trans, or both. It’s going to be beautiful.

It is the only flaw in the diamond: not enough murder by the murderbot. #LetChopperKill

Sounds like it’s time to stop coming to this shell of a review site I used to love and hang out at IGN.

So do you but we haven’t eliminated you from McDonald’s.