It astonishes me how many people have yet to learn the lesson that sometimes the best thing to say is nothing.. Grab a water bottle. Take a drink. Don’t talk.

I’m curious if they’ll tread the same kind of line, making Thrawn’s undoing here something he didn’t foresee, much like the space whales ending to Rebels. Batman might be able to defeat Jesus with enough time to prepare but no one could have prepared for the space whales, thus, defeat.

Yeah, and Obi-Wan’s “Sure, I’ll train Ani!” turned out super well, as we all know. So maybe there’s a good point to that hesitancy.

Someone grab a photo of Giuliani in drag for the “And Ken!”

It’s Star Wars. People are going to talk about it and websites that get paid per page impression are going to post about it to get people to talk about it here.

I thought it was the strongest premiere since the first two episodes of The Mandalorian.

Also true for Gen Z, who are on more ADHD meds and similar than the older generations. My Zoomers can’t drink because it would have bad interactions with their meds.

Yeah, I’m like, welp, better open my paperback of the novel and reread that instead.

Andor made the fatal mistake of boring me. This was at least interesting enough to keep watching.

Barsanti wasn’t there to ogle Han.

I started coming to the AV Club back when they were doing reviews of Rebels while it aired. The in depth look at each episode matched to the shared joy of watching made for the perfect review website, and I have stayed ever since even though those good reviewers have long since fled for greener pastures and now we…

I assume it will come up later since it’s only the second episode and we’ve already established that CGI Luke is an abomination.

Barsanti missed a lot of basic things. Some of the audience does need to be spoonfed.

Are you saying you expect Barsanti to have watched A New Hope? That’s like forcing him to do homework!

Andor is the lowest rated SW show on D+ by an order of magnitude. The critics liked it enough for them to greenlight the second season before they realized how bad the numbers were.

Agreed, and he ate them, then wrote “Fucking Pig” in disgust with himself on the mirror with the lipstick Joy left behind.

Where is my Hera merch?

I’ve waited five long years for this. Give me my lil orange chaos gremlin and his mom, and I’ll be happy.

You. You are the only one in this comment section who gets it.

Look, if you saw the preview where Ahsoka and Sabine met and Sabine called her “Master” and you didn’t instantly believe those two had angry sex several times before this reunion, I don’t know what to tell you.