This is perhaps the best treatise on the political theories of microwave pizza I have ever read. Easily top three, anyway.

Well, strictly speaking they give you the quantity determined in the Five Year Plan which was unanimously endorsed by the people’s representatives at the annual session in the Palace of the People.

That’s a question with a long answer:

Then you’re a millionaire and you can do whatever you want. 

What if you have two microwaves? 

It’s not physically possible to microwave two burritos at the same time. This is an urban myth. 

high-brown racing politics

Just a quick primer on the Saturn series, since I’m sure it will come up:

Yup...

the fuel tank is, ironically, a fire extinguisher full of gasoline

You people, these days, insist on buying massive trucks and SUVs, but Automotive News says even that part of Honda’s business is lagging.

That was the joke.

They said no maths on this site.

I don’t believe you.

Big, if true.

I might need to retire from puns after this one. Posts like this are in a different league of punnery. All I got is a golf clap.. Well done.

It’s a little strange this purple people-mover was at the show at all

Three legged cat on a GM handle.  Also the name of my new rock group.

you should try it with a rear sliding door.