Are they planning a Cars and Coffee event under it tomorrow?

haven’t done that in ages! LOL

I read that as “I literally threw up in my hands” and was very confused.

Been there. Done that.

looking rather chunky from the side, with a tall beltline

Car loans provide an advantage over paying outright as long as the interest rate is below the rate of inflation and rate of return in the market.

Gotta watch out for those engine pretzels.

Wouldn’t the seats have pressure sensors for the seat belt warning and airbag systems? The fart gag would work so much better if it was victim actuated.

Reverse (and yes, I know the answer is up there):

nIce.

Right, I just bought hot dogs in a pack of twelve. But nobody sells just twelve tires. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the tire company and decided to rip off the Venezuelan public. Because they think the Venezuelan public is a bunch of…

That depends on what your definition of is is.

WTF was that?

DAT ASS IS DOUGH.

DAT ASS DOE.

FCA is the last line of defense for enthusiasts.

AND! Meanwhile at FCA:

My wife can replicate teen girl squad voices to a terrifying accuracy.