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People move just to try to put thier kids in a better school. Having your kid taken to a hell realm is a very good reason to leave town. Honestly i think a lot more of the town would go if they knew what was happening.

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

You shat on the front office twice.

See, I would have done it differently. I would have gotten a huge lead and THEN played like shit and lost.
- The Falcons

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the

He also helped pave the way for the current president, by lowering that bar.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness

As a fantasy owner of OBJ, I also ask what has happened to Beckham.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Not just for the environment.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

“Horror is at its best when there’s mythology behind the mayhem.”

I’ve kind of looped around on Kevin Smith. Yeah, he hasn’t been relevant since the 90s, and no I’m not going to bother seeing any of his new output, but if the dude just wants to get high and make some lazy movies with his friends then who am--aw fuck, I just tricked myself into defending Adam Sandler too, didn’t I?

It doesn’t matter that she’s 16 or what the age of consent laws in Europe are. The value of a woman’s voice is not connected to how much you do or don’t want to have sex with her.

I, for one, am utterly shocked to see disgusting behavior coming from the immaculate heaven that is the Italian soccer world.

You know, I beat you by three minutes. CURSE MY GREY EXISTENCE!

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.