Good night sweet, paste-eating prince.

I was due.

Fucking hell, man, the man’s brain being mush is an important fucking issue. It’s not “free ammo” for Trump. It’s incredibly germane to the question of whether he should be the nominee and/or the president. It’s a much bigger difference between him and the candidates with working brains than their healthcare proposals…

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

The #MeToo movement never really hit sports.

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

The jags don't want him to become a hero. Jacksonville doesn't need a white trash image. 

You gave me whiplash. +1

‘The 40-40 Club” would be a good MILF porn

words good saying, not at

I love NPR, but if they play a clip of him speaking (if you can call it that), I change the station. Can-not-deal.

Apparently she doesn’t have a son when she’s thinking about kids in cages, though. Priorities.

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Dammit! Hoisted by my own petard.

I’m gonna leave it there, though.  I deserve the shame.  I DESERVE THIS.

Your post somehow, against all odds, managed to be dumber than Trump’s tweeting.  

Absolutely. It’s indicative of someone who has a extremely maladaptive personality disorder.

Category 5 shitstorms have always existed, but global dumbening has increased their frequency and strength. The Cape Merde type systems that roll off of the right side of American politics in recent years have been particularly devastating to those living in low lying scientific communities.

As a cranially-endowed individual, I feel the need to step up and remind everyone that #NotAllBigHeadedMen

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.