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“One of the great things about Black Panther is how the whole concept of Wakanda subverts the old imperialist Lost African Kingdom trope...”

... until a dude who literally calls himself “Killmonger” comes in, defeats their king in single combat, and everyone in the futuristic utopia is just like, “Well, he’s the new

He really is Judge Smails. But dumber.

Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

“People, some people, will say that I cheat at golf, but I own a lot of golf courses, beautiful golf courses, let me tell you, courses everywhere in this country, all around the world, golf courses with so much green grass, stretching as far as the eye can see, and golf is really a great game isn’t it folks? You

I don’t know, I keep trying to imagine Trump eating a piece of fruit, and it’s just not happening.

This reminds me of when Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts vol. 14 came out and the local theater ran all 13 previous Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts films in the BFSGN-iverse the day before. Took an hour and a half.

This would’ve all been a lot funnier if the KFC DJ set had actually been good...

Ah yes, Skyler White, the heinous bitch whose crime was to not be overjoyed that her husband was a drug kingpin.  The nerve of that woman!

Yelling WOOOOOOOO! in the coach’s face I assume

It’s funny...I’m in my mid-30's, reasonably successful and have managed to never tolerate someone screaming at me. My parents never did, which was a good start, but throughout my professional career there it’s just not a common occurrence for 99% of people.

Why should he be? He’s volunteering his time to coach those unpaid young adults and they can’t even be bother to do exactly as he tells them to pinpoint precision, without the slightest error?

All successful college basketball coaches are axe-murderers who fortunately found lucrative employment to keep them otherwise occupied.

I’d respond that sure, it *can* be, if you *want* it to be. Anyone can make anything they like into a way of life.

I tried watching the "classic" first five seasons, and dear lord, it's just painful most of the time. I would chalk it up to a generational difference in humor, but the audience doesn't seem to laugh very much either.

That happens when you’re not really funny

Captain Marvel’s producers will certainly be devastated when they’re beaten by Endgame.

It’s like you can take a made up book and make it mean anything you want it to be.

I’m not Catholic/Evangelical (though I do identify as Christian,) and I didn’t like the stuff that was interpolated into the passion itself from non-Biblical sources (I read the relevant passages of the Gospels afterwards just to compare events.)

I appreciate you noting- in more than a fleeting fashion- the anti-Semitism rooted in Passion plays. People who say “well Jesus and his followers were Jewish too” don’t seem to know what “coding” is in media.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode.