....I mean, that would be either a chainsaw or a flamethrower....Both don’t seem advisable.

I'm not crying. You're crying. Shut up.

And here we have a beautiful example of how an otherwise fine article can be ruined with a single run-on sentence. Not sure what the intended point of that snide little ‘mustering empathy’ comment was supposed to be, but it mostly made you look like a jackass.

Okay, so literal years after it was promised we finally get this extremely basic feature, which charges you a fuckton of resources and basically doesn’t work for certain Pokémon unless you leap through a bunch of hoops.

I’m sorry, but this guy’s head is stuck so far up his ass I’m sure his breath stinks of hemorrhoids. Cinemasins is clearly made out of a love for movies and not intended to be taken seriously.

Is it me, or does the bad ending look like Egoraptor?

Yeah, this just isn’t for me. I don’t play Fallout to hang out with other people and I’m not big on survival elements.

Aw, you shouldn’t have, Bethesda.

David Cage always kind of reminds me of Hideo Kojima and how important it is to back up what you say. Or at least to have something else to save what you make.

Turns out you may not want to jump to conlussions, at least not in this case.

Come on, now. When you cheat on your wife with that many people, sometimes name get mixed up. It’s understandable.

It’s videos like this that always make me glad I don’t have superpowers, because the temptation to burst through that wall like the cool-aid man and make that bitch eat her cellphone is strong.

Okay Shawn, sit down, take a breath, maybe drink some tea and then acknowledge and accept that you calling another person smug and self-satisfied is an act of epic hypocrisy, given that you wrote this article in the first place.

Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase let this be fake. I’m pretty against a remake in general (it’s the first game on a console rather than a handheld device, let’s not revisit a region we’ve been to four times now), but even then this seems graphically really underwhelming.

It is good to see Trump continue the American tradition of blatantly lying about Nuclear and military affairs of other nations, though.

Pokémon could use a bit more personality, but I doubt this would be the way to do it, unless it was something that sharply decreased as you spent more time with your Pokémon. Maybe the more time you spent cleaning and feeding them, the lower the odds of having them do something annoying.

I’m a big fan of people telling Paul Ryan to get fucked, but that doesn’t change the fact that this position shouldn’t exist in the first place.

If you breathe air or let others breathe air, you’re hurting all sorts of innocent creatures that could have been breathing it instead, you monsters!

I’m sorry, it was fuckin’ what now?

Hey, look, they found the strategy Michael Cohen was drafting for Trump’s 2020 campaign.