Gotta love rightwing morons complaining about the left’s intolerance. Of course we’re intolerant of your views. Even if they weren’t outdated (As conservative views always are) and generally awful, reality has a liberal bias, guys.

Oh come on...

The microtransactions for energy were bad enough, but I just about flipped a table when I realized I had to wait 3 hours for the next story quest and the game earnestly offered me to option of paying for not standing around for three hours while Snape got his thumb out of his ass.

Maybe, but think how sad and empty their lives will be when the only people they can tell about all of the health benefits of their food already know.

Nah, a Pastafarian! You just know that’ll piss everyone off.

This is the first time I’ve actually wanted to know more about soccer, because I can’t help but wonder how shit this team is and whether Barron actually belongs there or if daddy bought his spot.

Hey, remember the dipshit America made ambassador to the Netherlands? The one who claimed that politicians were being lit on fire and there were no-go zones, then said that news of him making those statements was fake news, only to be immediately confronted with footage of him mkaing those statements?

Here’s a novel idea: Don’t hire a new one and actually practice that whole ‘separation of church and state’ thing for once. Next step, dramatically reducing the influence of ‘religious advisers’ with the final goal of eliminating the weird requirement that the president spend an inordinate amount of time sitting on…

Failing upwards, not just for white men anymore! #Feminism

I’m sorry, but is there something in the water in America (other than lead) which causes people to forget how to lie? It’s literally one of the first things you learn and you’re supposed to get better at it with age, not worse.

I see a lot of people arguing mental illness and, while that might be possible and I hope someone can get him help and medication if it is, I’m not entirely convinced that’s the case.

Breaking news! Narcissistic moron (No, not the one in the white house, this time) does something stupid!

“I would much rather think about how to solve an issue and then execute it in a special way than fix a problem by shooting at it.”

I haaaate everything about that show. From its exceedingly annoying host (and they made how painfully unfunny and annoying she is an actual element of the show) to how obnoxious it all is.

Is this surprising? If there’s anything Kanye and the alt-right have in common it’s a lack of intelligence, basically no critical thinking skills and a massively inflated ego. Birds of a feather and all that.

That horrific screeching sound you’re hearing right now? That’s the ‘oppressed’ and totally not preachy vegans, having a total fit.

This is a pretty dumb take, honestly, considering it’s not even judging a book by its cover, but judging a book by a few select quotes taken out of context. If that was enough for you to cancel, it certainly seems you weren’t looking for his side anyway and you just wanted something you could lazily use to justify…

I’ve no love for the Bush family, but this is beyond petty. It serves no purpose beyond antagonising and causing hurt.

Can we just chuck everyone involved into the Thunderdome? And then blow up the thunderdome?

Well, you know what they say about rats and sinking ships.