...Just gonna sort this into the ‘kill it with fire’ folder...

“it’s closer to how I’d be in a kill-or-be-killed scenario than something that has rocket launchers, cartoon physics, and the ability to carry crates of wood,”

Judging by that picture, we projectile vomit soup. XD

Gee, America arming people backfired. Who would’ve fuckin’ thunk it.

Activist and politician are two very, very different things. Any jackass can be an activist, as evidenced by the pro-gun assholes the NRA likes to rile up whenever someone mentions gun control.

Gott love the clueless dipshits going “Durhur, this happened in a state with strict laws regarding guns (“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no” - The rest of the world), gun control don’t work, libtards.”

I suppose I can see why the Republicans don’t value education. Why would you value something you’re obviously not using?

International, I fear. Trust me, the rest of the world is laughing at you guys too. We figure we might as well, before he randomly nukes Switzerland.

Actually, the inverted cross stands for humility before christ. It was just adopted by idiots, ignorant to its meaning.

It’s not so much too far as it is just kinda crappy journalism. That’s what annoys me about it. It’s falling back on a weak argument when there are perfectly fine, strong arguments to be made.

Yes, how dare I suggest sticking to the point of telling a gun-humping moron to get fucked for said gun humping, rather than also awkwardly flailing at his mediocre career to no benefit of the argument?

Okay, Nugent’s attitude is an appalling combination of idiotic and awful, and fuck him. The sooner he realizes his own irrelevance, the better. However, that little jab about the rock and roll hall of fame is kinda petty.

Is this a bad time to remind the vegans of the scientists who determined that, yes, there is a reaction in plants when they’re being eaten?

A man continuing to do the work his business depends on while that business is being protested by people who chose to shit on a small business instead of challenging a corporation and potentially ensuring some actual change sounds like a man not giving a fuck to me.

That’s probably the most adorable reaction to anything Trump/Wall-related I’ve ever heard.

For as great as that one summer was when it just came out, the main thing Pokémon Go has achieved was giving Niantic enough rope to hang themselves with.

I bet he got some really angry emails about revealing the new party slogan far too early.

And the prize for the worst take goes to...

I know I shouldn’t be hoping for someone like this to be shot, but come on...

This kinda reads like it was written by someone who has learned absolutely nothing.