I just want to say that I admire how committed this site is to this entirely made up(and terrible) render.

TIL: what gonzo meant

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

predicting it now, ~2021: “Rolls Royce accidentally produces the first true AI in order to figure out when the driver should most optimally receive road head”

Matlock!

He loves the Power Glove. It’s so bad!

CNG, seriously?

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

10% longer is actually 33% bigger, so if it’s only 25% more expensive, that’s a pretty good deal.

And they could sell it to the suckers waiting on their vehicle from Elio Motors.

Love me a little Isetta.

Needs a custom license plate - "APOLLO13". Been to the moon and back but didn't land there...

Just too many miles on her. Like my first wife. #BOOM!

Say it might not be, Tyler.

Henceforth known as Somewhat Shoeless Tyler Lydon.

What’s the current alternative? Walking? There’s 29,000-32,000 automobile deaths a year in the US. Add in accidents not resulting in deaths, there’s a hell of a lot of incidents a year involving motor vehicles.

But Cummings called driving “one of the most complex domains” there is—even more so than aviation.

That said, at least you didn’t say you’re one of those assholes who brakes before signaling. Those people. Oh man. Those people...

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

The ring came off my pudding can...