Hey this guys a phoney! Look his cowboy hat comes right off!

They gonna say "I was wrong about Stewie" cause I'm gonna be bigger than anyone and all of yalls.

For Gods sake you're a McDonald! Not a whore!

Hello Peter

Okay, you get an apple pie, but you can't blow on it

Oh come on!

Okay, you can Supersize. But no apple pie!

OH!

Don't worry. We're goin'. B-B-But you don't get the Supersize.

MOM!

If you kids don't knock it off, we're not goin' to McDonald's after church.

A big fat phony!

I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like some tea? I would because I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like a crumpet? I would because I'm Winston Churchill. Do you like to wear knickers? I do because I'm Winston Churchill.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. Oh, I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. But you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like- I like me. My kids…

Santa can't be black, we do not fear him.

What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!

Picard has it all over Kirk. He's poised and measured. And doesn't wear a cheap rug. Rather, he accepts even baldness with a quiet cool that says, "I am in command. You are safe with me. I will cradle you in my arms through any crisis in any galaxy."

Oh you people have just ruined Star Trek: The Next Generation for me. And another thing, you should all be way nicer to WHil WHeaton.

Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. It's over, everyone in the audience looks pissed.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like… I like me. My kids…