No time for romance. At least, that’s what this little Asian kid told me.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

But really, isn’t it about time we asked “Bruh what?” of all of us?

It's more like rooting for syphillis.

ALSO! There have been studies done that show men are actually more emotional! They apparently get to higher states of emotional arousal and stay there for longer than women do. So if they get angry they get REALLY ANGRY and don’t come down from that anger for a while.

The thing that pains me on a deeper level than a lot of this is the viewpoint that men and women are so goddamn different that any relationship will have nails on chalkboard issues inherent. Of course you’re going to have shitty relationships with that attitude.

You just opened my eyes even further about this whole issue. Ever since the disruption at the Bernie rally in Seattle, shit hasn’t sat well in me. Like, something isn’t right. Then I discovered http://thesouthlawn.org/ and re-discovered Adolph Reed, and have seen clearly about this issue. You have definitely brought…

Mckesson is symbolic of a really major battle that’s brewing within urban black politics, which is over ed reform. He’s a Teach for America guy and friendly with ed reform writ large; a lot of the emerging black nonprofit class are. But people of color writ large and black parents in particular are generally staunch…

No one has ever accomplished anything more worth having than the moments little kids steal away from the big grown-up world, together; when they wall out all of our sad hypocrisies and fucked-up values and grotesque striving, illuminate a little world for each other, and fill it with their easy goodwill and eagerness…

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

Fair, but this was your chance to use the phrase “he’s a game manager.” Because all a team really wants is a quiet, reliable Applebee’s shift manager calling the signals.

They got that transfer from Iowa at QB, no? Rudock? He’s no Jeff Endzone, but he’s thrown a ball or two.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…

Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?