I think I just got a great idea for a new kind of pants for guy’s with low self esteem. I’m gonna go kickstart the shit out of this. PATENT PENDING, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Ha! Shows what you know, Roger Ebert!

Unkempt.

I saw a story making its rounds today about how Eminem recently admitted that he weighed almost 230 pounds when he was spiraling into drug addiction 8 years ago, which reminded me of this, one of his all-time best songs. Enjoy.

Curly, and take your shit somewhere else. Why are you not gray?